Apr
30
There will be a fifty-cent charge for each item you do not pick up.
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It was a sad day when the Vancouver Public Library changed its automatic call voice to sound human. I had enjoyed the jolty, off-rhythms of the computer-voice saying, “Hel-lo. This is the Van-couver Public Librerry for Anne Mar-gah-ret Fleh-meeng.”
Oh, sure, my computer can talk if I ask it to. But “Fred,” “Ralph” and “Albert” just don’t have what the VPL guy had.
Well, I found him. Singing the Lee Hazelwood classic “Some Velvet Morning” (which I also have on vinyl!). It’s not “If you do not pick up your items…” but it’s enough to make a VPL user nostalgic nonetheless. (Recording courtesy of the 365 Days Project on UbuWeb.)
Apr
17
And now it’s Don Ho
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I was never a fan, but he did play the ukulele, and this video might make me one:
http://www.donho.com/video/don_broadband_high.mov
Aloha, Don
(1930-2007)
Apr
13
God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut
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I should be working but instead I am feeling lost because Kurt Vonnegut, Jr has died. A student of mine posted the news on our course web site. “Man,” she said, “I just assumed this man would live forever, you know? :(” and I realized I did, too, even though according to him he’s been committing suicide by cigarette for probably close to seventy years.
I can’t think of another author whose death has made me stop this way since, oh, I don’t know, Margaret Laurence.
First Vonnegut I read was Breakfast of Champions. I was 13. Call me juvenile, but I was won over right away by the felt-tipped asterisk asshole. I remain so.
He was funny. He broke rules. But what I love most is how he distanced himself from familiar things, re-saw the taken-for-granted. A gun is a thing for putting holes in people. Basically, all he did was take that grade two postulation – if a Martian (Tralfamadorian) came to earth, what would he make of it? – and run with it. For a lifetime.
I went on to read pretty much every single thing he wrote until the one after Galapagos. Over and over again. I’ve been looking forward to Man Without a Country. And now that’s it.
The day before yesterday, the day before he died, though of course I didn’t know it then, a student was commenting on the use of the refrain in fiction. “So it goes,” I wrote in the margin.
So it goes.
